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Some feisty dwarven brothers, their friends plus a random assortment of NPCs tossed in haphazardly explore Norath seeking freedom from a clingy Bard.

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How it all began

On their way home from the mines in the Cairngorn Peaks a group of dwarves discover a young woman, dirty and disheveled but still very beautiful, wandering aimlessly through the woods. She seems to have lost her mind and does not react to any of their questions but as soon as she is touched she responds with kisses and caresses which not even the most noble and true-hearted of the dwarves can resist. With no means of identification, no memory of her past and a sexual appetite that is almost impossible to quench the girl seems like a present from the Gods to the dwarves. Naming her “Sure Thing”, for obvious reasons, they spirit her back to their home and take turns trying to slake her lustful energy. Little do they know that this only binds them to her presence and makes it impossible to leave her side for more than a few minutes without becoming sick and crippled by pain. Unable to perform even the simplest of tasks without Sure Thing by their side, the dwarves decide to journey out into Nentir Vale to seek a mage or learned man who may know of a way to break the bond they have formed with the girl.

During their journey some of their number have fallen or grown to tired, but new friends have also been found to help them in their quest to break the curse and end the Queens evil reign.

And so those who have the will to carry on, hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go! hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go!



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