Penguin

The most dangerous being in existence is the Unwrangled Penguin or “Pengis Vulgarus”. Evil, mean, sadistic and downright nasty – these creatures should never be underestimated. No matter how cute or cuddly one may appear they are always hatching some sort of scheme to take over the world one orifice at a time. They are permanently ready for action being even more randy than a Scotsman who has taken an illegal sized dose of viagara.

The best thing you can do if you are confronted by an Unwrangled Penguin is to just lie down and accept your fate because running away only makes them even more aroused – never, ever turn your back on an Unwrangled Penguin or the last thing you will hear is the rapid approach of wet flippers and their mating cry of

“Suffer Baaabbyy!”
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Penguin

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